Now Hiring: Professional Mischief Maker – Meet Diamond! 🐾
Are you ready to fill the most important role in your household? Look no further—Diamond, a six-week-old American Bully, is here to apply for the position of Chief Mischief Officer (CMO) in your home! She’s ready to bring endless giggles, adorable chaos, and plenty of love to her new “office.”
Qualifications:
✅ Highly skilled in mischief-making—perfecting the art of stealing socks, testing boundaries, and melting hearts with a single glance.
✅ Excellent background check—she’s ABKC registered and comes from health-tested lineage on her mom’s side.
✅ Future-proofed: Diamond will be vaccinated, microchipped, and fully vetted by eight weeks old. She’s also already dewormed and ready to roll!
Job Duties Include:
🐾 Keeping you on your toes with her playful antics.
🐾 Supervising snack time to ensure no crumbs are wasted.
🐾 Providing unlimited cuddles and comic relief after a long day.
🐾 Stealing your heart (and possibly your shoes).
Diamond is seeking a PET HOME ONLY where she can focus on her true calling—being the life of the party and the love of your life. If you’re ready to hire a full-time bundle of joy who comes with a side of adorable mischief, DM now to set up an interview (and by “interview,” we mean a puppy meet-and-greet)!
Serious inquiries only—Diamond’s salary is paid in belly rubs and treats.
